Homo Erectus Movie 2007 ❲FRESH❳

1 out of 5 fossilized footprints. Watch only with friends and alcohol.

The film is available on obscure streaming services and YouTube in potato quality. A small community of fans (perhaps 47 people worldwide) celebrate its unapologetic stupidity. They quote lines like “Ishbo no make fire. Ishbo make love ” and debate whether the chimpanzee’s philosophical monologues were actually written by a postgraduate student on LSD. Homo Erectus Movie 2007

The plot kicks off when Ishbo’s tribe, led by the muscle-bound Thudnik (Hayes MacArthur), challenges him to prove his manhood. His mission: invent “fire,” “the wheel,” or at least a better deodorant made of mud. Along the way, he befriends a philosophical chimpanzee named Fardart (voiced with surreal deadpan by David Carradine) and falls for the beautiful, slightly more evolved Fardart (Ali Larter). 1 out of 5 fossilized footprints