Lying on her coil while she reads aloud, her human hand stroking my hair. Watching her catch morning light through the window, her scales shimmering like oil on water. The way she hisses when I tell a truly terrible pun—then laughs anyway.
Last week, she asked me to help her choose a new rattle for her tail tip. Like picking out a wedding ring, but more… percussive. We settled on polished obsidian. It clicks softly when she’s happy. Married Life With A Lamia
Humans spoon. Lamias constrict . Affectionately. When Sera wraps her lower half around me on the couch, it’s not a hug—it’s a full-body commitment. I’ve learned to fall asleep while my legs are pinned like a fossil in amber. On cold nights, it’s heaven. On summer nights? I have to negotiate a “tail release clause” so I can escape for ice water before I become a human popsicle. Lying on her coil while she reads aloud,
Once a month, she molts. It’s beautiful and horrifying. She leaves a perfect, ghostly, full-body scale-cast on the bedroom floor. I once tried to hang one in the living room as a conversation piece. She was not amused. But I will say that her fresh scales are the most stunning iridescent black you’ve ever seen. Also, vacuuming is now my primary hobby. Dyson deserves a medal. Last week, she asked me to help her
